I Pledge to Expose Crap Like This for What it is: CRAP.

Get a puke bag ready...
Consider yourself warned.

Have you seen this self-gratifying display of celebrity-pompery from Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? It came out a while ago, and has predictably fizzled in the wake of Obama’s plummeting approval ratings.
A couple of serious points before I have some fun with this:
First and foremost, an American citizen does not pledge servitude to any one man, woman or elected official. It is actually supposed to be the other way around. The President has pledged his service to us. We already have a pledge, and as I recall, we pledge allegiance to the Flag and the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands. Barrack Obama does not, nor has he ever represented what our Republic is really supposed to be. He represents Socialism, plain and simple. To deny it is to admit you have no clue what Socialism is or what the hell is going on around you. Furthermore, Obama manifests a Totalitarianistic approach in his politics. However, Americans are supposed to question our elected officials and hold them responsible. If they over-use their power WE THE PEOPLE are supposed to be the ones challenging them. Not pledging servitude to them. Our Constitution is very clear on this point. Citizens are not to be servants of the President!
The modern celebrities’ sense of self-importance is completely nauseating. And I contend that the majority of you out there – you know, the average American citizen -- agree with me.
Go ahead and check out the video if you haven’t agonized through it already.

I know; what a bunch of blathering puke, huh? These people want to all of a sudden appear patriotic when it best serves them? The Democrats are in the White House so its time to come out and pledge servitude to “The One”?

Well, I have a couple of pledges for you:
I pledge to make fun of these people whenever possible.
I pledge not to believe in any of this crap.
I pledge to do my duty as a responsible American citizen and hold politicians who abuse their power accountable.
I pledge to call half-wit celebrities who use their money and fame to push a political agenda what they truly are: Not citizens, but serfs. Fabrications of the Medias propaganda, living in a total fantasy world far removed from the average American.

“I pledge to get rid of my obnoxious car and get a hybrid” – Are you effing kidding me!? Give me a break, these people get into the back of Limos most of the time. See! It’s this kind of ridiculous, pompous, self gratifying crap that is obnoxious and deserves ostracism or at best, ridicule. Anytime I see these people spew their arrogant elitist bile to the masses I just want to put a marquee over their head that reads:

“Look at me; I am a self-important, ego messaging over-paid windbag who wouldn’t know True Patriotism if it slapped me in the face. I believe my money and celebrity status keeps me safe, not the men and women who fight and die so that I can continue to further my right of freedom of speech and publically make a complete ass of myself.”